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Weather-ready and simple, it blends utility with personality and keeps your entry feeling lived-in and welcoming.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber surface for effective scraping\u003cbr\u003e- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat securely in place\u003cbr\u003e- Standard size 24\" × 16\" (61 cm × 40.6 cm) fits most doorways\u003cbr\u003e- Designed primarily for outdoor use and weather resistance\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":47893716533474,"sku":"22859516280342114495","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0818\/0029\/8722\/files\/9139003786963441619_2048.jpg?v=1781389467"},{"product_id":"doormat-please-knock-do-we-have-time-to-clean-up-funny-welcome-mat-for-homes","title":"Doormat – \"Please Knock, Do We Have Time to Clean Up\" Funny Welcome Mat for Homes","description":"Rough-hewn coconut coir greets every visitor with a wink. This outdoor doormat’s natural bristles scrub shoes clean while a playful message sets a relaxed, lived-in tone at the door. Sturdy vinyl backing keeps it grounded through wet weather and busy comings-and-goings. 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The warm, neutral color and playful “Like a Good Neighbor — Stay Over There” artwork adds personality without shouting, blending into farmhouse, cottage, or modern-front-porch styles. Built for outdoor use and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, it brings both function and a bit of neighborhood humor to your doorstep.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber for effective scraping and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- One standard size: 24\" × 16\" (61 cm × 40.6 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Designed primarily for outdoor use — resists daily foot traffic and weather\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced components\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. 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